Promise the Stars: Deliver Glitter Glue

adrixu:

Lil Pokemon friends by itsbirdy

desidere:

so in sum:

  • beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
  • laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
  • on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
  • on taylor swift’s birthday
  • when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album 
  • thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
  • on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit

y’all literally could never 

oldmanspooky:

timelordshavetwohearts:

leupagus:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

1/4 tolkien merchandise → lotr special extended dvd edition

bad-wolf-no-more:

professionalvillageidiot:

THIS SUMS UP EVERYONE ON TUMBLR EVER. EVER.

Except, you know, people who aren’t in school.

splders:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”

IM SO ANGRY

teenwifelife:

ally-of-villains:

davejade:

ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.

thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful

Just in case I have any followers with epilepsy like myself. Stay safe!

teenwifelife:

ally-of-villains:

davejade:

ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.

thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful

Just in case I have any followers with epilepsy like myself. Stay safe!

nightsofpassion:

kiragustafson:


Cardboard fireplace

They’re a keeper.

Damn…..

nightsofpassion:

kiragustafson:

Cardboard fireplace

They’re a keeper.

Damn…..

Ellen, tackling the real issues.

loserapproaching:

britishstarr:

I feel the whole purpose of this movie was to make this pun possible.

i didn’t get this as a kid for some reason

hobojoe007:

gamershaunt:

Funny and accurate.

Still accurate

hobojoe007:

gamershaunt:

Funny and accurate.

Still accurate

hillerbee:

This is everything I know about Kyoukai no Kanata

newretro:

finished a comission for Jamie/timaeustestifyin! \o/

newretro:

finished a comission for Jamie/timaeustestifyin! \o/